Did you ever wish that Super Mario World actually was the whole world? That the entirety of the planet you lived on was made up of two-dimensional brightly colored landscapes, giant bombs, and Yoshis? All scored by a 16-bit bouncy soundtrack? Well, now you can express your yearnings with this shirt from Go Ape. It's called "The Plumber's Empire" and it features a map of the earth transformed into a Super Mario World game map. Wear it with pride (like that guy there) and get ever closer to making your side-scrolling cosmology dreams a reality. The shirt is $20 and printed on teal American Apparel shirts.